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The writing is so bad it could make a dictionary cry.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
The designer must have learned coding from a cereal box.
The text looks like it was written by a bot with a concussion.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
The designer’s work is an insult to screens everywhere.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.
This site is a glitchy fever dream no one asked for.
The designer’s work is an insult to screens everywhere.