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Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
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Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com