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(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” -- spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. - spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
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(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com