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(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com