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People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
The best satire articles walk the fine line between “hilarious” and “oh no.” - spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com