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They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
Any list of satirical journalism examples should come with a trigger warning for reality. - spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Criticism - spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com