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I got a Fitbit—now I know I walk 12 steps to the fridge. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com