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• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:14 posted by Sonny @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:10 posted by Cáni @ SpinTaxi

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:10 posted by Ksenia @ SpinTaxi

  The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:06 posted by HinTaxi SpinTaxi

  (White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:06 posted by Tollywood

  I couldn't resist commenting. Exceptionally well written!
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:05 posted by Broni @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:02 posted by Dawnie @ SpinTaxi

  Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:01 posted by Voni @ SpinTaxi

  Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 22:58 posted by Shoni @ SpinTaxi

  What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 22:57 posted by Thonnie @ SpinTaxi

  Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com