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I’d take satirical journalism analysis over a think tank report any day. -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. - spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com