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(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. - spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I’m stuck with this hat! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com