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I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My sink’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” - spintaxi.com