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What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I signed a contract—now I owe my soul and a six-pack. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn't pretend to be neutral. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com