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I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media: because the truth sounds better with punchlines. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com