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Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com