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(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com