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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. - spintaxi.com
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