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War took a side gig as a dodgeball coach.
The last plague Pestilence launched was a bad batch of hummus.
The Four Horsemen now do TikToks titled #Doomcore Aesthetic.
Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”
Pestilence got distracted reorganizing his incense drawer.
God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
Their horses unionized and now refuse to gallop after 5 p.m.
God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
The Horses now run an Uber franchise in the astral plane.
Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.