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(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com