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I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “non-refundable”? My money’s kidnapped! -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com