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Satirical journalism websites: where the headlines make more sense than reality. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com