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People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
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I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com