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Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news isn’t about lying—it’s about telling the truth with better delivery. - spintaxi.com
I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. -- spintaxi.com
If you can’t tell satirical journalism today apart from real journalism, that’s not satire’s fault. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com