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I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick bite”? I’m still chewing! -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com