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I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
It’s scary when a satirical journalism article ages better than an official press release. - spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
What's up, always i used to check webpage posts here
early in the dawn, since i enjoy to find out more and more.
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com