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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:42 posted by See What’S New

  South Padre Island shark was caught wearing a foam cowboy hat. “Local culture,” it said.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:16 posted by Swimwear Trends Gone Political

  Honolulu shark nibbled, then posted “meh” on TripAdvisor.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:15 posted by Aquatic Satire Explained

  At Cape Cod, shark mistook toe ring for wedding proposal.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:01 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Venice Beach shark offered to split a burrito with the swimmer.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:01 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  At Pismo Beach, shark bit paddleboarder, then spit out his Bluetooth speaker.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:48 posted by Take A Look

  Galveston shark refused to bite anyone not wearing Crocs. “I have standards,” it grunted.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:47 posted by Find Out More

  Santa Cruz shark now TikTok famous.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:34 posted by how to spot a shark before it spots you

  Coney Island shark said, “I came for the hot dogs, stayed for the legs.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:33 posted by Explore Further

  Long Beach attack victim was holding a corn dog. Shark went for the food first.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:21 posted by shark sightings this summer

  At Virginia Beach, shark caught nibbling an inflatable flamingo. “No regrets,” it told authorities.