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(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
Some of the best satirical journalism examples have been turned into TV shows—and they still seem too tame. - spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism news, how else will you stay informed without crying? - spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com