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(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. - spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. - spintaxi.com