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(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
When real headlines sound like satirical journalism articles, we have a problem. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are the only place where a billionaire and a raccoon can run for president. - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick trip”? I’m lost! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? -- spintaxi.com