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Venice Beach shark protest: “Stop confusing us with Wall Street bros.”
At Pismo Beach, shark bit a guy who called it “just a sea dog.”
Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an incredibly long
comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn't appear.
Grrrr... well I'm not writing all that over again. Anyway, just wanted to say excellent blog!
Outer Banks sharks now using Airbnb to pick their victims.
Galveston shark took a bite, then said, “Tastes like tourist.”
Ocean City shark tried to join beach volleyball. Was ejected for spiking.
Bondi Beach shark joined a beach drum circle post-attack.
At Myrtle Beach, shark bit a guy in a red Speedo. Claimed “he asked for it.”
Coney Island shark claims it was just looking for Nathan’s hot dog stand.
Galveston shark mistook water wings for snack trays.